Life as I don't know it...

2006-06-04T22:53:00.000-04:00

In loving memory of my Mom

August 1949 - May 2006

Gone but never forgotten

I miss you Mommy.

2006-05-26T17:30:00.000-04:00

It's a boy!!!
....And it was a c-section, I don't think anyone goes into labour anymore :(

Story Here

2006-05-26T12:47:00.000-04:00

Paris Hilton filming her music video.

I wonder if they will include the nip slip?

2006-05-26T12:39:00.000-04:00

I guess eating flavoured ice chips, and juice is a step up from her current condition which involved a straw and a bottle of ipecac. Good for you Nicole!!

2006-05-26T12:36:00.000-04:00

Well I'm gonna cave and post this wax figure of Britney Spears, obviously it's pre-Sean Preston. It's incredibly creepy, but I'm still interested to see whats under the shirt.

2006-05-25T14:57:00.000-04:00

Kate Moss goes crazy on a photographer. I think she needs some heroin to calm down.

2006-05-25T12:53:00.000-04:00

Paris Hilton doing a photoshoot.. of course what photoshoot would this be without a nipple slip?

OH!! There we go.

2006-05-25T12:49:00.000-04:00

Two reasons why I am glad not to be famous:

1: Jet Lag, something clearly Fergie is suffering from here.

2: A screwed up pooping schedule because of time zone changes.

2006-05-25T12:43:00.000-04:00

Jessica Simpson doing what she does best. Shopping.

At least now she can buy 1500 dollar egyptian sheets and 500 dollar underwear without a lecturing from her ex-husband.

2006-05-25T12:40:00.000-04:00

Kelly Osborne doing what she does best. Nothing.

2006-05-24T14:49:00.000-04:00

Geri Halliwell and her new Baby. Yeah, it's cute.

2006-05-24T14:37:00.000-04:00

It's Jessica Alba... and I only got one crummy photo. Why won't she just get shit-faced at a club and do something that involves nudity??

2006-05-24T14:31:00.000-04:00

It's the under-employed Justin Timberlake leaving a medical facility with what appears to be some medicated cooling ass cream. It's for his eye bags though, it reduces puffiness.

2006-05-24T10:38:00.000-04:00

Is it just me or do Ciara and Pam Grier look like mother and daughter?

2006-05-24T10:19:00.000-04:00

I'm not sure what to say here. I'm afraid one of them might bite off my head and lick up the blood while it pools on the floor.

2006-05-24T10:02:00.000-04:00

Gwen finally looks normal again in her clothes. Maybe she's not so crazy after all.

2006-05-23T12:55:00.000-04:00

Paris looks good from the side, but as soon as she turns - look out..!! The bitch has grown some wings on that dress and requires her own launching pad.

I wonder if 50 cent would ever have sex with Paris.

2006-05-23T12:46:00.000-04:00

Wow, that's one pink dress. I think I'm gonna jump on the boat and start some pregnancy rumours too.

2006-05-23T12:31:00.000-04:00

Sporty Spice isn't so sporty anymore.

2006-05-19T16:37:00.000-04:00

Britney Spears - The Aftermath:

Britney (inset top) shown crying right after the Sean Preston fall-scare

More at 11 - stay tuned kids.

2006-05-19T13:19:00.000-04:00

Nicole Richie has also taken the Anorexia 101 class and is now also wearing layers. Lot's and lot's of pink fuchsia layers.

2006-05-19T09:51:00.000-04:00

The dilemma's of a new mom. Drink or Baby......??

At least the drink didn't spill, what a damned nightmare that would have been.

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2006-05-18T12:30:00.000-04:00

Quote:
"It's only been six months since she split from Nick Lachey, but Jessica Simpson is facing yet another breakup: After two years, best friend CaCee Cobb recently resigned as the star’s assistant to pursue behind-the-scenes work in the entertainment industry."......"That hasn’t stopped some publications from noting that Cobb’s departure coincides with sightings of her partying with Lachey. The two chatted all night at Las Vegas's Pure on April 8 and ran into each other again May 1 at L.A.'s Shag."

Lachey boinked Jess's BFF and boinked her hard. Oh Yes.

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2006-05-18T12:25:00.000-04:00

Speaking of the the Lachey's, here's a picture of Drew with his baby.

2006-05-18T11:50:00.000-04:00

Where's the pants? Aren't you supposed to legally be wearing pants when entering a restaurant. I bet you dollars to doughnuts, she's wearing a g-string and sitting in a booth leaving behind those sexy skid marks those hillbillies brag about.

2006-05-18T09:36:00.000-04:00

Look, it's the 7 million dollar girl at some Maxim party. Me thinks someone paid for her ticket to get in, considering her lack of funds.

2006-05-18T08:59:00.000-04:00

Rich Kids are making me sicker. They have no concept of real life.

Picture care of Gallery Of The Obsurd

2006-05-17T17:21:00.000-04:00

Brandon Davis talks smack about Lindsay while Paris "LOLZZZZ" in the background.

Like all cat fights, I hope this ends with them kissing, or something perverted.
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2006-05-17T14:20:00.000-04:00

Ashley Olsen has a new boyfriend. He looks rather.... exotic. Kinda like a terrorist. Someone get 200 cc's of shaving cream stat!!!

2006-05-17T09:52:00.000-04:00

Anorexia 101: Wear Layers. Lindsay Lohan has done a great job here, she's wearing two dresses to conceal her drastic weight loss. Although I think the most of us have already caught on to her health problem. Your fooling no one Lindsay!!!

2006-05-17T09:48:00.000-04:00

So the television told me last night that this bag of bones would be making a comeback, or doing another tv show. I was getting worried because America was loving the "baby got back" for far too long now.

2006-05-17T09:42:00.000-04:00

I am really convinced that Christina Applegate had something done to the bags under her eyes. For years they bothered me, and then one day, they just disappeared. The above picture would be something recent.

Here is an older photo of her.

2006-05-17T08:52:00.000-04:00

Hey, I didn't know same sex marriages were legal in Fiji.

2006-05-16T16:05:00.000-04:00

Nicole Kidman finally confirms her engagement to Keith Urban. She announced it at some fancy dinner with the United Nations where a plate of food costs about the same as my annual salary.

2006-05-16T15:38:00.000-04:00

Christina does GQ magazine. Isn't that nice.

2006-05-16T14:55:00.000-04:00

Looks like the Zenu spawn put up a pretty good fight judging by those battle wounds on Katie's stomach. Well, at least she's got the benjamins to make them disapear via plastic surgery.
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2006-05-16T09:46:00.000-04:00

No, Angelina hasn't had her baby yet. The world can keep spinning, and I can keep living.

2006-05-16T09:43:00.000-04:00

Jennifer Garner could smother her baby to the brink of death and I think America would still love her.

2006-05-16T09:39:00.000-04:00

I bet Katie didn't have a baby at all. Maybe Tom decided it would be best to throw that baby off into space with Zenu. Seriously where the fuck is her kid and why isn't she home resting. My guess is Katie is high on LOVE and vitamin C

2006-05-15T14:40:00.000-04:00

No, No, No.... this simply won't do. The hemline is wrong, the waist is wrong. The fucking ruffles are WRONG! I think Bobo the clown has gone emo on us.

Hey ladies, know anyone who can hook me up with some coke?
No, you say?!?!......... LIES they are all LIES I say!!!!

Brooke, honey, I don't think the Paxil is working anymore. I think it might be time to get the doctor to up the dosage.

2006-05-15T14:29:00.000-04:00

Courtney Love goes shopping for what appears to be court clothes. Maybe she's sobered up long enough to realize she sold a portion of her dead husbands crap (and maybe her daughter's virginity) and now she's spending money like nobodies business.

2006-05-15T14:25:00.000-04:00

You wacky American's and your boxless cakes. What happens if a bird shits on it? I bet Hillary wouldn't even notice the funny taste with those gargantuan dentures in her head.

2006-05-15T10:20:00.000-04:00

Ack!! My eyes. I think the skirt might be a hand-me down, from Angelina Jolie.

2006-05-15T10:10:00.000-04:00

Gerri Halliwell a.k.a. Ginger Spice has delivered a baby girl. It was delivered by C-section about a month early. The father wasn't present because he is a cock-sucker. Actually I think he was nothing more than a 6 week orgie fling, and disappeared soon after. Remember ladies, you can learn from this, getting pregnant will not help you keep a man and/or relationship.

2006-05-12T12:57:00.000-04:00

Nicky Hilton has a really odd shaped head. I'm not sure what it is, but it's just damned wierd. Maybe she's just in dire need of a good haircut, maybe it's the way she poses for camera's but something has to be done about it.

2006-05-12T11:33:00.000-04:00

Someone rolled out of the wrong side of the bed with Bugs Bunny. Someone tell me where exactly is Kelly hiding that carrot?

2006-05-12T10:04:00.000-04:00

I don't know how old these pictures are. But it appears Jennifer Aniston is eating a chocolate bar, and sun tanning. This woman is really living on the edge.

Oh yeah she's topless too.

2006-05-11T14:43:00.000-04:00

Someone's in need of an eye-lift post haste. Also a trim around the bangs wouldn't hurt.

How much does Snoop Dog weigh. I bet it's close to 80 pounds soaking wet. I thought pot was supposed to increase hunger.... shit maybe he caught the HIV

2006-05-11T12:08:00.000-04:00

Why must a man have better mammaries than me. It's just not fair.

Ghostwriter

2006-05-11T11:59:00.000-04:00

The top half of Alicia Keys looks good. But the bottom half is a disaster of I Dream Of Genie and raping the innards of a pumpkin. Someone must tell me, where are the pumpkin seeds. WHERE?!

Ghostwriter

2006-05-11T09:36:00.000-04:00

Lindsay is caught looking for her fix. I can't tell if it's a cocaine fix or a shoe fix, but she sure looks desperate.

Mystery solved! Brushing white powder from your nose could only mean one thing people.

Ghostwriter

2006-05-10T11:55:00.000-04:00

Nick Lachey promotes his CD. I bet all he talked about was Jessica and how he still loves her and misses her. I picture him crying in a bubble bath with a box of chocolates and wine with that sexy babe he picked off the street that very day. Playing the self-pity card will get him lots of pussy, chicks dig that shit.

Ghostwriter

2006-05-10T10:46:00.000-04:00

Let me post a picture that every other blog has posted, The Ashlee Simpson Nose Job. Finally she took my advice. Good for her.

Ghostwriter

2006-05-10T10:27:00.000-04:00

JLo is a sexy deer in the headlights. RAWR, you go girl.

Ghostwriter

2006-05-10T10:21:00.000-04:00

Brooke Shields leaves the hospital, my guess is it was a typical post-baby check up which involved stirrups, a speculum, and the removal of stitches. Where's the baby you ask?? It's in her bag because it doesn't go with the outfit she's wearing.

Ghostwriter

2006-05-10T10:17:00.000-04:00

Lindsay, you look so thrilled to be at your movie premier. In fact, it looks as though the prescription of Xanax is finally kicking in.

Ghostwriter

2006-05-09T12:13:00.000-04:00

Well this is it folks! It's been just under a year actually (May 31st 2005 was my first post)

and I'm ending the blog. Mainly cause it's very time consuming and with family issues and

the nice weather coming on, I can't devote as much time as I'd like to it.

So here's my past..

I thought I did pretty good, but only you guys can really be the judge of that!

There's been a lot of laughs on here, some good times and some bad, but they've all be fun!

So good luck to everyone, don't forget to check out my blogroll, no matter how outdated it

might be, I'm sure there's still some good reading on there!

And a big thanks to Ghostwriter for keeping up with my blog! Your sense of humor always

kills me! You're more than welcome to continue if you'd like though. I will resign knowing

Life As I Don't Know It is in good hands!

Cheers!

2006-05-08T16:58:00.000-04:00

Britney does British Glamour magazine. Yes folks that is Britney Spears!! I am speechless.

Ghostwriter

2006-05-05T10:19:00.000-04:00

What the hell is Ricky Martin still doing around. I thought he caught the gay and died or something.

Ghostwriter

2006-05-05T09:45:00.000-04:00

Gwen's poor fashion decisions are to blame from the pregnancy hormones (I'd like to at least give her the benefit of the doubt at this point.) In serious news, I heard Gwen broke her finger, but it still didn't stop her from getting her nails done.

Ghostwriter

2006-05-04T09:54:00.000-04:00

Well, rumour has it, Paris Hilton has a new plaything. His name is Matt Leinart. He plays football, likes steroids, rich spoiled women, and long walks on the beach. I am guilty of posting a drugged up monster above, so let me show you another side of him..... Actually...... I think he's more one dimensional, I couldn't find any pictures of him with puppies or babies, so feast your eyes upon a drugged up monster, on a GOOD day.

Ghostwriter

2006-05-03T12:54:00.000-04:00

Sometimes I wish I had a penis.

Ghostwriter

2006-05-03T12:47:00.000-04:00

The dress is nice, it matches her sexy veins, tendons, and oh dear, is that grisle I see? You better work on that Victoria, tsk tsk.

Ok seriously, do you work anymore? How did you pay for that dress?

Ghostwriter

2006-05-03T12:39:00.000-04:00

See that gorgeous tan colour on Lindsay, that's what I want for my leather sofa. This bitch should give out colour swatches.

I dunno which Olsen this is (is it really that important?) but dear god, wasn't her grandma buried in that dress??

Ghostwriter

2006-05-03T12:34:00.000-04:00

Avril has officially become invisible, and looks like every other A-list star. Good for you!

Nicole.... something is attacking your face!!! .... oh no wait, those are sunglasses. Sorry my bad.

Ghostwriter

2006-04-28T10:10:00.000-04:00

Jessica I love you. That is all.

P.S. Please be sure to tweeze your eyebrows and change the lipcolour on your next public appearance.

Ghostwriter

2006-04-28T09:51:00.000-04:00

I Don't know what in the hell is going on here. I think Brittany Murphy mugged a small child for her dress and then attacked her poor mother for the oversized shoes.

Ghostwriter

2006-04-28T09:38:00.000-04:00

I wish I could say Jennifer Love Hewitt had a freak accident with a lawn mower so I could calm the panic down and reassure everyone that this was a wig. But alas, it's just not so. Ms. Love has decided to trade in her sexy mocha-chino locks for something that would rival a clinging-to-dear-life-faded-news-anchor.

Ghostwriter

2006-04-27T16:31:00.000-04:00

Gwen throws in the towel and decides she no longer wants to be a fashion icon - well, considering how she's dressed, that's how I have determined her situation. She does however LOVE getting her picture taken, hence all the bright pretty colours to help her stand out.

Ghostwriter

2006-04-26T16:33:00.000-04:00

Here we have Brad and Angelina, saving the world, making new friends , filling their knickers with sand and trying to dodge the lions and snakes and elephants, OH MY!

Ghostwriter

2006-04-26T16:28:00.000-04:00

Oh Kylie what have you done to yourself? Was it for a movie roll, a daring new image for your new album? Oh yeah you have cancer. Nevermind people, move along, nothing to see here.

Ghostwriter

2006-04-26T09:30:00.000-04:00

Well it's been said just about everywhere now that Britney is pregnant again. But this time it's for reals ya'll. I don't blame her really, I mean the first baby was made for practice and got broken, so she might as well make a new one.

Ghostwriter

2006-04-21T09:56:00.000-04:00

Hear Ye!! Hear Ye!! I've been able to snag the first photo of baby Suri. This little angel will be quite the catch when she gets older. I predict she'll be the leader of Scientology in years to come. Hail Zenu!!

Ghostwriter

2006-04-21T09:37:00.000-04:00

Well, rumour has it Fergie has gotten knocked up by her boyfriend Josh Duhamel. It's said she may be about 8 weeks along and if this turns out to be true we can all stop arguing if she's a man or a woman. If she ends up peeing her pants again and blood is spotted, for the love of god someone call her an ambulance, stat!!

Ghostwriter

2006-04-18T22:33:00.000-04:00

Well she blew... hard!

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise had a baby girl, Suri, today.

The child weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and was 20 inches in length.

The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew meaning "princess," or in Persian meaning "red rose," which leads me to believe that aliens have divas too.

I guess Katie will be enjoying her week of freedom from the crying baby.. I'm sure someone else will look at the adopted... err.. I mean the alien spawn of Tom and herself until Scientology allows her to care for her own child.

I hope that bitch was quiet during the delivery.. I'd hate for her to go through all this hard work only to fail on her big day!

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In other baby news, Tom's biggest fan, Brooke Sheilds also gave birth to a girl named Grier (wtf is so wrong with names like Heather or Michelle?!)

So the race is on... which mom will be depressed first and sucking back Jack Daniels and vitamins to cure themselves?!

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2006-04-17T18:08:00.000-04:00

As you've noticed, I haven't posted much lately... well, I won't be for a while either. See here.

Hopefully my ghost writer will pick up where I've left off though and entertain you

gossip-hungry mothers for the next week or so.

See ya in a bit! And don't hate!

2006-04-11T17:20:00.000-04:00

It troubles me to see these two together. I hate Cameron. I hate her shoes, I hate her long ass spider legs, I hate her face.. ugh... Justin could do so much better! I mean, why doesn't he just hook up with trailer-trash Brit!? Even that would be better than banging fugly Cameron!

2006-04-11T16:49:00.000-04:00

A little skank goes a long way, I'm telling you!

Ok so maybe Paris and a little skank shouldn't be put together, but she was dressed this

way for a reason... Hugh Hefners birthday party! And apparently clothes were not an option.

It's weird cause she actually looks like she's got some curves here!

Chad is out with his new toy.. she looks like a barbie doll dressed like that.. very proper

looking, from the 50's... I bet she's into anal.

Ben, Jen and baby Violet out and about.. Ben is looking quite scruffy again.. that boy

needs a shave and a shower. And Jen needs to lose the rolls at the bottom of her pants...

2006-04-11T16:45:00.000-04:00

Rumor has it that Sean Preston Spears was injured over the weekend, and one source

claims he suffered a skull fracture!!!!

As a result, a sheriff deputy and a representative of the Department Of Children and

Family Services visited Britney Spears' home on Saturday afternoon. The DCFS is currently investigating the situation and LAPD are not releasing any information on what occurred.

I wonder if Brit dropped him while she was opening a third bag of cheetos or if KFed

misplaced him under a truck?

Is this truth or rumor?

2006-04-11T08:27:00.000-04:00

What the fuck is the matter with Tom Cruise??
This guy can't even string a couple sentences together...

2006-04-09T21:53:00.000-04:00

Man, there were so many pictures I wanted to post and I'm really too lazy to do it..

(well that and Blooger is a fucker and I can't upload pics tonight!)

so here's a bunch of pics.. you guys create some headline and copy!!

Jessica Alba and friends...

Jessica Simpson and friends...

2006-04-09T21:08:00.000-04:00

Lindsay Lohan

2006-04-09T20:23:00.000-04:00

Link it like it's hot!

Pam's not looking for a new baby daddy - GABSMASH

Tom has a binky for Katie - A SOCIALITE'S LIFE

New Britney music... do you think your ears can stand it? - PEREZ HILTON

Paris Hilton makes me barf too! - IDONTLIKEYOUINTHATWAY.COM

Love is BLOOMING for Kate and Orlando - I'M NOT OBSESSED!

Pepsi loves Xtina! - JUST JARED

Mischa leaving O.C.? Say it ain't so?! (I don't care, don't watch it!) - NOSY SNOOP

2006-04-06T22:09:00.000-04:00

Ciara and Bow Wow are done.. apparently the two have "parted ways"... who cares?

Yeah not me but I thought I'd post it in case any of you gave a flying shit. Moving on now....

Paris says she loves her small tits... imagine the blond bombshell she'd be if she had

implants though? She'd be another Pam Anderson in the making, except subtract the HEP C

and replace it with HERPES!

Someone went and got their hair did... is Sienna hotter with short or long hair?

I think my elbow is hotter than she is. I find her very blah.. very boring. I probably

wouldn't even notice her on the street. Oh wait, yes I would.. I would be making fun of

her fucked up outfits!

Nothing like a little Jessica Alba ass to get your Friday going! I see she likes to wear red

lacy underwear under her sweats... interesting!

So this is Chad's new finance! She's only 18 and my question is.. if she's a "crew member"

on the set of One Tree Hill, what happened to school? I mean, did she drop out? Is she stupid? (I'm thinking that getting engaged to a hunk a few months after he got a divorce from his

wife and barely even making it to your own prom qualifies her as stupid).

Oh well, she'll learn her lesson. Hopefully she won't sign a pre-nup though!

2006-04-06T22:03:00.000-04:00

The sooner she blows, the sooner we can all get on with our lives and start making fun

of the child with the big green head...

So this is supposedly Brit's ass... I mean clearly it's not, but the artist seems to think so!

I just don't remember her vagina looking like that.. especially considering Sean Preston

didn't come outta that hole! Now KFed has definitely visited that hole before...

I'm sure he's probably taken a wrong turn or two down there as well!

2006-04-05T21:09:00.000-04:00

Wonder if Katie knew about this before she opened her legs and her mind to Tom?

He's now revealed that he had an abusive past.. that his father was no role model and

was a bully, a coward.

Shut the fuck up! Tom's daddy was a bully? That seems nothing like Tom at all!

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2006-04-05T21:03:00.000-04:00

I don't think I have ever, EVER been a fan of Sienna Miller's fashion sense. (or lackthereof!)

I hate her skinny jeans, her wonky jackets and her boring attire. I guess she's trying to do

her own thing but me no like. Plus she's super skinny with no body fat ... exactly how many

men are attracted to toothpicks like that?

Has Brit weened Sean Preston off her tit already? Is that apple juice or beer she's feeding him?

I bet she's got a bowl of cheetos in her pocket.. "one for you pumpkin, 13 for mommy!"

2006-04-05T20:58:00.000-04:00

Man these two are so damn cute together!

Almost makes me forget about my crush on John Stamos... the same crush I've had since the Full House days!! Rebecca's so hot, and apparently a party girl! I remember hearing Howard Stern talk about how his girlfriend and Rebecca were having a little fun topless in a hot tub...

but that was back in the Stamos days though. Who knows if Jerry might have tamed her a bit!

2006-04-05T20:49:00.000-04:00

Hardy har har har!! What's so damn funny Kate Beckinsale?!

Even on your off days you still look smoking hot.. yeah, that's EXACTLY like me!

Does Alba do anything? Fuck, do any of these celebs really do anything?
A couple months outta a year they'll film a movie and then what? I'm telling you, I'm in

the wrong fucking profession! Fifteen days vacation and eight paid sick days?! I want a lil Hollywood action baby!

2006-04-05T20:33:00.000-04:00

Awww.. Fergie and the boys look so cute here! If anyone else saw her on the Junos on

Sunday you would have thought she was totally drunk or stoned! She was retarded on stage.. just short of wearing a fucking helmet! She barely sang and most of the time she was sitting

on her ass, talking to the Black Eyed Peas logo... wtf?!

Ugh, I really don't see how Mischa Barton is cute, or sexy.. all I see is UGG!!!

Much too skinny of an UGG in fact...

What the fuck is that on Jennifer's shoulder and where is her knight in shining armour,

Vince to save her?! I would be afraid of rabies... well that and chicken pox.

2006-04-05T20:25:00.000-04:00

Holy crap, look at that pillow!

Her belly is gigantic!!! I can't believe she can keep that pillow hidden so well under there!

She must be panicking now though... imagine having to give birth to a pillow in silence? That almost compares to shitting a feather while regurgitating a worm!

2006-04-05T20:18:00.000-04:00

What the? Why? How? Who agrees to this shit.. better yet, who's gonna watch this shit?!

Nick and Aaron Carter have pitched an idea to some exec (he had to have been drunk!) about a reality show centred around them and their sister, living together. Oh what joy that will be!

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2006-04-05T20:12:00.000-04:00

Some people just never learn!

Eighty-two days after getting married for the second time, Eminem files for divorce!

In the divorce papers he wants joint custody of Halle and wants the prenup they did to stand. Makes one wonder what's in that prenup!

2006-04-04T13:57:00.000-04:00

This is the funniest damn shit I've ever seen! Forget that KFed is trying to dance, look at the fucking white guy!!!

Granted, KFed has such a winning personality that just wins me over!

2006-04-04T13:48:00.000-04:00

Damn! For some reason I think Orlando Bloom looks fucking hot here!

Maybe it's because I require a man that looks so damn good in casual clothes?

Maybe it's cause I'm a sucker for a nice cap? Or maybe it's cause I love sweaters on men?

I think it's the accent.. nevermind.

2006-04-04T13:41:00.000-04:00

Wow this kid works fast! And he doesn't learn from his mistakes either!

Seems that Chad Michael Murray is once again engaged! And to someone from

The One Tree Hill crew too! Gosh, that must make it very comfortable for Sophie Bush

who still works alongside them. Does anyone else think this is fishy and was maybe the

reason for the breakup of the marriage?

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2006-04-03T21:42:00.000-04:00

Wentworth Miller is in the upcoming issue of TV Guide and he answered some fans questions.. This guy needs to go on Howard Stern so we can get the real scoop on who he's banged

and if any of those people have a penis!

Will we ever get to see Michael and Dr. Sara get together romantically?
I'll say that before the brothers break out, Michael and Sara take their relationship to the

next level.

How did you get the scar on your upper lip?
I can't remember a specific incident. I must have fallen on my face as a kid running up and

down die streets of Brooklyn. I'm going to have to ask Mom about that one.

How do you pass the time when they're applying Michael's full-body tattoo?
I listen to my iPod. I watch old movies on a little TV/DVD set, like "His Girl Friday" or the original "The Hills Have Eyes." The-makeup team and I work our way through various TV series. The last was Family Guy. I made it through all six seasons of Oz in three months.

What happened to the Taj Mahal Michael was helping Warden Pope build?
It's nearing completion, and in fact plays a critical part in the penultimate episode.

There is a showdown between Michael and the Pope, and Michael must choose whether

to betray someone who's been incredibly kind to him.

Any interest in comedy?
Absolutely. Romantic comedy, dark comedy, maybe even slapstick.

What's on your iPod?
A lot of classical—Tchaikovsky is a favor—and some old-school Ella Fitzgerald, Simon and Garfunkel, '80s-era Michael Jackson, Radiohead, Angie Stone. I like Eminem. Grunge.

When I was in high school in the '80s, when I could have been listening to Poison and that

kind of thing, my parents had very strict rules, and I wasn't allowed to listen to music that

had lyrics while I was doing my homework. So it was classical music or nothing. I think I

missed out on a lot of stuff that my peers were into.

How do you feel about being a heartthrob?
It's neither here nor there. If it opens a few doors for me, I'm willing to go along on that ride.

What will you be doing during the Prison Break hiatus?
I've decided to do nothing at all. I've been lucky enough to get lots of movie offers, but the

show is my first priority, and I'm very tired. I know if I want to give my all to the second

season, I really need to take a couple months off to recharge the batteries. So after driving

home from Chicago to L.A., I'll kick back and take it easy.

Do you cook?
I can toast Pop-Tarts. That's really about the extent of it. Actually, I do have one dish

I can make—spaghetti with meat sauce. I thought I was so clever the day I decided to add a

can of salsa to a jar of Prego to make a kind of Mexican-Italian Bolognese sauce. I thought it

was great. My friends didn't agree.

What "type" were you in school?
A lot of slashes: nerd/jock/artist/newspaper geek. I was many things, and so didn't really fit

in anywhere.

Do you see yourself settling down with a nice girl and having children?
Right now, my work comes first. I'm a workaholic, which is the sad truth of it. I did manage

to go on a couple of dates over the past year, but I'm happiest when I'm on set, so I really

need to get all of that out of my system before I can really turn my attention to more

personal matters.

Rumor has it you sponsored a cat shelter. True?
Not true. I'm the last person to start a cat shelter, seeing as I'm deathly allergic to them. Unfortunately, I'm allergic to all animals and even some people. There was a scene where

I had to give Dominic Purcell a hug—you know, a touching embrace between the brothers—

and at the end of the night I had a rash on my neck. I got a lot of teasing on that.

You were a member of Princeton University's a capella Tigertones. Any chance we'll see you in musical roles?
I'd love to. Not necessarily on stage, maybe on the big screen. I haven't sung—sang?—

in 10 years, and it would take a lot of training to get my voice back to something remotely presentable. So it's a pipe dream at this point.

2006-04-03T19:45:00.000-04:00

Someone please tell me why Lindsay wasn't wearing any undies at the Kids Choice Awards?!

I mean, is that really a smart thing to do when

a) you're wearing a short skirt

b) on a high stage

c) running along to give high fives

d) on your period and have no where to tape your pad to!

Ok so the last one is made up, but really.. she needs to think about her demographic here.. totally not appropriate for the kiddies!

2006-04-03T19:37:00.000-04:00

No really, wtf is this girl so happy about? I mean, it's stinky, greasy, money-hungry

KFed that she's drooling over! Why the fuck would anyone in his presence be smiling other

than to laugh AT him?

2006-04-03T19:25:00.000-04:00

Ya know, I'm not sure Britney gets much classier than this!

Exactly how many people does it take to make Brit pretty?

Yeah the jury is still out on that one..

This girl is in need of a bra.. still! Mind you, she looks fairly good here. The hair looks brushed,

a little makeup splattered about.. and the fun bags tickling her belly button. Nice!